laurakvstheworld:

surechigai:

A flexible rapier made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain.

I’d wear it as a crown and slit the throat of any man who tried to touch me.

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spidermxn:

miley cyrus is more upset over losing her dogs than she was over losing liam and that is how you fucking do it

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chocolateisedible:

gayboysgatherround:

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

Can someone tell me what movie this is

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stability:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

i wonder if he said “and remember, I’m no artist!” before he started drawing this

stability:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

i wonder if he said “and remember, I’m no artist!” before he started drawing this

(via runawaybagels)


suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

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kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

(via pizza)


420dongsquad:

do u like the way i flick my tongue or nah



dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(via drugss-not-uggs)